My crappy night

A few posts ago, I was talking about KK vs. AA and how if I can avoid stacking off I'm winning the battle of reciprocality. I just had my first pure poker profit monthly loss ever. Last night is solely responsible; I was "solidly" in the black for the month until this crap. In less than 2k hands at Rush last night, I certainly didn't win the reciprocality battle:

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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SB: $118.00
Hero (BB): $153.60
UTG: $80.00
UTG+1: $100.00
UTG+2: $91.20
MP1: $117.60
MP2: $113.80
CO: $151.00
BTN: $100.60

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with Kh Kd
6 folds, BTN calls $1, SB raises to $4, Hero raises to $14, BTN calls $13, SB raises to $40, Hero calls $26, BTN calls $26

Flop: ($120.00) Kc 8d Ah (3 players)
SB bets $78 all in, Hero raises to $113.60 all in, BTN folds

Turn: ($276.00) Jh (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($276.00) Qd (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $276.00
SB shows As Ac (three of a kind, Aces)
Hero shows Kh Kd (three of a kind, Kings)
SB wins $273.00
(Rake: $3.00)

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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MP2: $49.75
CO: $226.35
BTN: $126.70
SB: $145.80
BB: $109.00
UTG: $184.60
UTG+1: $101.55
UTG+2: $168.85
Hero (MP1): $102.50

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is MP1 with Kd Ks
3 folds, Hero raises to $3.50, MP2 calls $3.50, 1 fold, BTN raises to $12, 2 folds, Hero raises to $26, 1 fold, BTN calls $14

Flop: ($57.00) Ad 8d 8c (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($57.00) Ac (2 players)
Hero bets $25, BTN calls $25

River: ($107.00) 4d (2 players)
Hero bets $25, BTN requests TIME, BTN calls $25

Final Pot: $157.00
BTN shows Kc Kh (two pair, Aces and Kings)
Hero shows Kd Ks (two pair, Aces and Kings)
Hero wins $77.00
BTN wins $77.00
(Rake: $3.00)

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Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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UTG+1: $46.15
UTG+2: $100.00
MP1: $90.90
MP2: $122.20
CO: $112.10
BTN: $50.50
SB: $106.20
Hero (BB): $205.25
UTG: $80.55

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with Kh Kc
3 folds, MP1 raises to $3.50, 1 fold, CO calls $3.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $14.50, MP1 calls $11, CO raises to $112.10 all in, Hero raises to $205.25 all in, 1 fold

Flop: ($239.20) Td 4c 5c

Turn: ($239.20) Ac

River: ($239.20) 2h

Final Pot: $239.20
CO shows As Qd (a pair of Aces)
Hero shows Kh Kc (a pair of Kings)
CO wins $236.20
(Rake: $3.00)

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Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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BTN: $132.15
SB: $94.65
BB: $150.55
Hero (UTG): $140.55
UTG+1: $93.60
UTG+2: $103.90
MP1: $137.80
MP2: $100.00
CO: $109.95

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG with Ac Ah
Hero raises to $4, 2 folds, MP1 calls $4, 5 folds

Flop: ($9.50) 8s 7c Jh (2 players)
Hero bets $6, MP1 raises to $16, Hero raises to $32, MP1 raises to $133.80 all in, Hero calls $101.80

Turn: ($277.10) As (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($277.10) 3d (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $277.10
Hero shows Ac Ah (three of a kind, Aces)
MP1 shows Jc Jd (three of a kind, Jacks)
Hero wins $274.10
(Rake: $3.00)

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I *DO* finally get it all in ahead against a damn short stack:
Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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UTG+2: $183.70
MP1: $54.60
MP2: $98.50
CO: $149.85
BTN: $38.25
SB: $103.20
Hero (BB): $210.70
UTG: $19.30
UTG+1: $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with Kh Kc
4 folds, MP2 raises to $2, 1 fold, BTN raises to $4, 1 fold, Hero raises to $14.50, 1 fold, BTN raises to $38.25 all in, Hero calls $23.75

Flop: ($79.00) 4s 8s Tc

Turn: ($79.00) 7h

River: ($79.00) 5d

Final Pot: $79.00
BTN shows 6s 6d (a straight, Eight high)
Hero shows Kh Kc (a pair of Kings)
BTN wins $76.00
(Rake: $3.00)

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I guess I should be happy that I incorrectly lay down my Jacks:

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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SB: $38.00
BB: $100.00
UTG: $118.80
UTG+1: $105.45
UTG+2: $342.10
MP1: $264.00
MP2: $173.25
CO: $76.65
Hero (BTN): $382.95

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with Jc Js
4 folds, MP2 raises to $3.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $12, SB calls $11.50, 1 fold, MP2 raises to $49, 1 fold, SB calls $26 all in

Flop: ($89.00) Ac Kc Qh - Not hitting 1 of their 4 combined outs, but TWO of their 4 combined outs!

Turn: ($89.00) 6h

River: ($89.00) 7c

Final Pot: $89.00
SB shows Kd As (two pair, Aces and Kings)
MP2 shows Ad Kh (two pair, Aces and Kings)
SB wins $43.00
MP2 wins $43.00
(Rake: $3.00)

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And then the Mookie:

Full Tilt Poker The Mookie No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t120/t240 Blinds + t25 - 8 players
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BB: t3777 M = 6.74
UTG: t6604 M = 11.79
UTG+1: t3335 M = 5.96
MP1: t11609 M = 20.73
MP2: t6595 M = 11.78
CO: t12383 M = 22.11
BTN: t2917 M = 5.21
Hero (SB): t16608 M = 29.66

Pre Flop: (t560) Hero is SB with Ts Tc
3 folds, MP2 calls t240, 1 fold, BTN raises to t960, Hero raises to t3560, 2 folds, BTN calls t1932 all in

Flop: (t6464) Jh Qc Kd

Turn: (t6464) Qd

River: (t6464) Ks

Final Pot: t6464
BTN shows Kc Th (a full house, Kings full of Queens)
Hero shows Ts Tc (two pair, Kings and Queens)
BTN wins t6464

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And finally:

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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MP2: $131.10
CO: $176.00
BTN: $24.75
Hero (SB): $130.00
BB: $227.15
UTG: $70.65
UTG+1: $28.15
UTG+2: $80.60
MP1: $121.25

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is SB with Ad Ah
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $3.50, 2 folds, MP2 calls $3.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $15, 1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $28.15 all in, 1 fold, Hero calls $13.15

Flop: ($60.80) Th 6d 2h

Turn: ($60.80) 3d

River: ($60.80) 8s

Final Pot: $60.80
Hero shows Ad Ah (a pair of Aces)
UTG+1 shows Tc Ts (three of a kind, Tens)
UTG+1 wins $57.80
(Rake: $3.00)

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For good measure:

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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BTN: $184.30
SB: $121.85
BB: $118.95
UTG: $198.00
UTG+1: $36.80
UTG+2: $197.20
Hero (MP1): $122.80
MP2: $107.25
CO: $39.50

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is MP1 with 5c 4c
2 folds, UTG+2 raises to $3, Hero calls $3, 1 fold, CO calls $3, 3 folds

Flop: ($10.50) Kc Qs Qc (3 players)
UTG+2 checks, Hero bets $7, CO calls $7, UTG+2 folds

Turn: ($24.50) 3c (2 players)
Hero bets $30, CO calls $29.50 all in

River: ($83.50) Kh (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $83.50
Hero shows 5c 4c (a flush, King high)
CO shows Tc Ac (a flush, Ace high)
CO wins $80.50
(Rake: $3.00)

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Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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CO: $49.85
BTN: $30.30
SB: $134.20
Hero (BB): $113.10
UTG: $130.10
UTG+1: $21.60
UTG+2: $214.10
MP1: $203.00
MP2: $283.40

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with Qc Ts
7 folds, SB calls $0.50, Hero raises to $3, SB calls $2

Flop: ($6.00) Qh Td 4d (2 players)
SB bets $4, Hero calls $4

Turn: ($14.00) 6h (2 players)
SB bets $4, Hero raises to $13, SB calls $9

River: ($40.00) 6c (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $17, SB calls $17
Probably a poor bet on the river. But he's checking to me, so I'm putting him on a naked Q or TPTK.

Final Pot: $74.00
SB shows Kd Ks (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
Hero shows Qc Ts (two pair, Queens and Tens)
SB wins $71.00
(Rake: $3.00)

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