Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Monday, August 23, 2010
Another Fail! Muscle dude has "issues" with a medicine ball
I hadn't realized that those medicine balls were so elastic! Will have to check that out the next time I'm in the gym!
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Hard Work FAIL - Reporter breaks ice sculpture
I'm so cruel sometimes. I enjoy watching other people's misery. Though I do feel bad for the artist... this is awful... AWFULLY FUNNY! Click through: Hard Work FAIL.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Friday, August 6, 2010
Basil Marceaux for governer... Is this for real? The_Goat_Speaks finds a good funny
This dude is absolutely nuts. Who does he think will vote for him... check that, I've seen tons of people who would fall for his "charm." Click through:
Your Weekly Dose Of Crazy
Saturday, July 31, 2010
I've been racing before, but never out on the open streets...
Not like these fellas... competing for a cop's attention:
http://thatwillbuffout.com/2010/07/30/funny-car-photos-corvette-benz-ticket/
http://thatwillbuffout.com/2010/07/30/funny-car-photos-corvette-benz-ticket/
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Back to back stacks, Jack!
This happened in back to back hands at the same table... I felt bad [only a little] for the first, but the second... LOL!
Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter
CO: $56.90
Hero (BTN): $81.05
SB: $50.00 - 2 hands on villain. I'm usually giving no credit to villains with no history.
BB: $63.30
UTG: $30.00
UTG+1: $52.25
UTG+2: $46.75
MP1: $50.75
MP2: $48.90
Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with 7h 7d
3 folds, MP1 calls $0.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, SB raises to $8, 2 folds, Hero calls $5.50
Flop: ($17.00) 6c 5h 2c (2 players)
SB bets $9, Hero calls $9
I call the flop because I'm still not convinced he has a hand - I'm still putting him on AK or the like.
Turn: ($35.00) 7c (2 players)
SB bets $33 all in, Hero calls $33
Obviously I'm folding here if I don't hit my set. By his bet, I'm now a believer that he's legit.
River: ($101.00) 2d (2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: $101.00
Hero shows 7h 7d (a full house, Sevens full of Twos)
SB shows As Ah (two pair, Aces and Twos)
Hero wins $98.00
(Rake: $3.00)
But this hand is inexcusable... (different player, same table):
Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter
MP2: $56.90
Hero (CO): $129.05
BTN: $50.00
SB: $62.80
BB: $30.00
UTG: $52.25
UTG+1: $46.75
UTG+2: $50.25
MP1: $48.90
Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with As Ts
2 folds, UTG+2 raises to $1.75, 2 folds, Hero calls $1.75, BTN calls $1.75, 2 folds
Flop: ($6.00) 3h Tc Th (3 players)
UTG+2 bets $6, Hero calls $6, BTN folds
Turn: ($18.00) Jd (2 players)
UTG+2 bets $18, Hero raises to $50.40, UTG+2 calls $24.50 all in
River: ($103.00) 9h (2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: $103.00
Hero shows As Ts (three of a kind, Tens)
UTG+2 shows Ac Ah (two pair, Aces and Tens)
Hero wins $100.00
(Rake: $3.00)
UTG+2 told me "You're not getting any more of my money!" and promptly got up. LOL!!!
Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter
CO: $56.90
Hero (BTN): $81.05
SB: $50.00 - 2 hands on villain. I'm usually giving no credit to villains with no history.
BB: $63.30
UTG: $30.00
UTG+1: $52.25
UTG+2: $46.75
MP1: $50.75
MP2: $48.90
Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with 7h 7d
3 folds, MP1 calls $0.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, SB raises to $8, 2 folds, Hero calls $5.50
Flop: ($17.00) 6c 5h 2c (2 players)
SB bets $9, Hero calls $9
I call the flop because I'm still not convinced he has a hand - I'm still putting him on AK or the like.
Turn: ($35.00) 7c (2 players)
SB bets $33 all in, Hero calls $33
Obviously I'm folding here if I don't hit my set. By his bet, I'm now a believer that he's legit.
River: ($101.00) 2d (2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: $101.00
Hero shows 7h 7d (a full house, Sevens full of Twos)
SB shows As Ah (two pair, Aces and Twos)
Hero wins $98.00
(Rake: $3.00)
But this hand is inexcusable... (different player, same table):
Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter
MP2: $56.90
Hero (CO): $129.05
BTN: $50.00
SB: $62.80
BB: $30.00
UTG: $52.25
UTG+1: $46.75
UTG+2: $50.25
MP1: $48.90
Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with As Ts
2 folds, UTG+2 raises to $1.75, 2 folds, Hero calls $1.75, BTN calls $1.75, 2 folds
Flop: ($6.00) 3h Tc Th (3 players)
UTG+2 bets $6, Hero calls $6, BTN folds
Turn: ($18.00) Jd (2 players)
UTG+2 bets $18, Hero raises to $50.40, UTG+2 calls $24.50 all in
River: ($103.00) 9h (2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: $103.00
Hero shows As Ts (three of a kind, Tens)
UTG+2 shows Ac Ah (two pair, Aces and Tens)
Hero wins $100.00
(Rake: $3.00)
UTG+2 told me "You're not getting any more of my money!" and promptly got up. LOL!!!
Monday, June 28, 2010
Funny stuff - donkeys going nuts!
Sitting across from me was this Greek fellow who just went wild when the following hand occurred (keep in mind that he's a 38/24 with a reckless 3bet, steal, etc.):
Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter
CO: $50.00
BTN: $103.85
Hero (SB): $53.85
BB: $22.35
UTG: $55.70 <-- DONK
UTG+1: $43.95
MP: $50.75
CO posts a big blind ($0.50)
Pre Flop: ($1.25) Hero is SB with 9d 8c
UTG raises to $1.50, 4 folds, Hero raises to $5.50, 1 fold, UTG calls $4
I 3bet, he flats. He's raising far and wide all day. Don't know what he's thinking, but okay...
Flop: ($12.00) 6s 8s 8h (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $12.75, Hero raises to $30, UTG raises to $50.20 all in, Hero calls $18.35 all in
Nice! Unless you have 6's full, I'm in pretty good shape here, and I'm going to town with this one...
Turn: ($108.70) 2c (2 players - 2 are all in)
River: ($108.70) 9h (2 players - 2 are all in)
Final Pot: $108.70
Hero shows 9d 8c (a full house, Eights full of Nines)
UTG shows Qs Qc (two pair, Queens and Eights)
Hero wins $105.70
(Rake: $3.00)
So then he proceeds to go absolutely nuts in the chat box:
Donkey: FAKIN FISHJ
Donkey: !%#&&@$
Donkey: STUPID MOTHER FAKER
Donkey: FAK U AND UR WHOLE FAMILY
Donkey: STUPID DONKEY
ThePokerMeister: ME? (I can't resist the urge sometimes...)
Donkey: BI T CH
ThePokerMeister: LOL
ThePokerMeister: TNX
Donkey: GO FAK URSELF FAKIN IDIOT
ThePokerMeister: i will try
Donkey: A SS HOLE
ThePokerMeister: but too many ribs in the way (It's true, I've tried it...)
ThePokerMeister: buy back in tho
ThePokerMeister: i'll try to F u
ThePokerMeister: again
Donkey: U RE THE MOST STUPID MOTHER FAKER EVER
Donkey: A S SHOLE
ThePokerMeister: try to get ur money back
Donkey: I WILL FAK U
Donkey: =STUPID DONKEYS EVERYWHERE
ThePokerMeister: glad u came to ur senses (he buys back in)
Donkey: I WILL FAK U MOTHER FAKIN IDIOT
ThePokerMeister: my mother?
Donkey: NO U
Donkey: U STUPID CLOWN
ThePokerMeister: how u gonna do that?
Donkey: U RE PROPABLY JERKIN OFF ALL THE TIME
Donkey: A S S HOLE
ThePokerMeister: through the internet?
Donkey: YEAH I LL PUT MY D CK IN THE WIRE
ThePokerMeister: sometimes i do that (Never; this is a lie)
Donkey: FAKIN DONK
ThePokerMeister: fakin donk?
Donkey: YES FAKIN DONK
Donkey: FAKIN FISHHH
ThePokerMeister: faking donk?
Donkey: 89
ThePokerMeister: i'm not a real donk?
Donkey: U RE THE DEFINITION OF DONK
Donkey: A S S HOLE
ThePokerMeister: it's true
Donkey: CLASSIC STUPID AMERICAN FISH
ThePokerMeister: true
Donkey: U RE PROPABLY EATIN ONLY MC DONALDS (???)
Donkey: DONKEY
ThePokerMeister: stacked u tho
Donkey: THATS WHY U HAVE NO FAKIN BRAIN
ThePokerMeister: didnt i?
Donkey: LOLOLOLOLOL
Donkey: ARE THAT KIND OF STUPID???
Donkey: 89???
Donkey: ??
ThePokerMeister: overplay much?
Donkey: GO READ A FAKIN BOOK STUPID MOTHER FAKER
ThePokerMeister: -35 mean anything to u?
Donkey: WHAT IS THAT??
ThePokerMeister: ur lifetime losses (I probably shouldn't go there, but again, I can't resist)
Donkey: LOL
Donkey: U RE SO FAKIN STUPID
Donkey: I M 10 GRAND UP STUPID AS S (And I'm the president of the United States)
ThePokerMeister: best thing is that u just simply gave me ur stack
ThePokerMeister: it wasnt even a challenge betting it outta u
ThePokerMeister: drawing to 2 outs
ThePokerMeister: next time at least make it a bit of a challenge
Donkey: I LL GET IT BACK SOON STUPID FAK
ThePokerMeister: what is a "FAK" (Unfortunately, I can't egg him into explaining...)
Donkey: IN THE MEANTIME GO READ A BOOK OR STH FAKIN GAMBLER (HUH?)
ThePokerMeister: LOL
Donkey: U RE A DONK
ThePokerMeister: a donk and a scholar
ThePokerMeister: so what is a "FAK"?
Culminating in his final hand, where I can't resist:
Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter
BTN: $50.75
SB: $89.10
Hero (BB): $103.40 <-- FAKIN DONK(?)
UTG: $17.50
UTG+1: $17.10
UTG+2: $50.00
MP1: $53.50 <-- DONK
MP2: $75.55
CO: $52.55
Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 9d 9c
3 folds, MP1 raises to $3.50, 4 folds, Hero calls $3
Flop: ($7.25) Td 3s Th (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks
Turn: ($7.25) 7h (2 players)
Hero bets $4.50, MP1 calls $4.50
River: ($16.25) 5c (2 players)
Hero bets $8, MP1 calls $8
Final Pot: $32.25
Hero shows 9d 9c (two pair, Tens and Nines)
MP1 mucks Qs Ad
Hero wins $30.65
(Rake: $1.60)
ThePokerMeister: Oops!
I know Waffles isn't from Greece, but is this his twin?
Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter
CO: $50.00
BTN: $103.85
Hero (SB): $53.85
BB: $22.35
UTG: $55.70 <-- DONK
UTG+1: $43.95
MP: $50.75
CO posts a big blind ($0.50)
Pre Flop: ($1.25) Hero is SB with 9d 8c
UTG raises to $1.50, 4 folds, Hero raises to $5.50, 1 fold, UTG calls $4
I 3bet, he flats. He's raising far and wide all day. Don't know what he's thinking, but okay...
Flop: ($12.00) 6s 8s 8h (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $12.75, Hero raises to $30, UTG raises to $50.20 all in, Hero calls $18.35 all in
Nice! Unless you have 6's full, I'm in pretty good shape here, and I'm going to town with this one...
Turn: ($108.70) 2c (2 players - 2 are all in)
River: ($108.70) 9h (2 players - 2 are all in)
Final Pot: $108.70
Hero shows 9d 8c (a full house, Eights full of Nines)
UTG shows Qs Qc (two pair, Queens and Eights)
Hero wins $105.70
(Rake: $3.00)
So then he proceeds to go absolutely nuts in the chat box:
Donkey: FAKIN FISHJ
Donkey: !%#&&@$
Donkey: STUPID MOTHER FAKER
Donkey: FAK U AND UR WHOLE FAMILY
Donkey: STUPID DONKEY
ThePokerMeister: ME? (I can't resist the urge sometimes...)
Donkey: BI T CH
ThePokerMeister: LOL
ThePokerMeister: TNX
Donkey: GO FAK URSELF FAKIN IDIOT
ThePokerMeister: i will try
Donkey: A SS HOLE
ThePokerMeister: but too many ribs in the way (It's true, I've tried it...)
ThePokerMeister: buy back in tho
ThePokerMeister: i'll try to F u
ThePokerMeister: again
Donkey: U RE THE MOST STUPID MOTHER FAKER EVER
Donkey: A S SHOLE
ThePokerMeister: try to get ur money back
Donkey: I WILL FAK U
Donkey: =STUPID DONKEYS EVERYWHERE
ThePokerMeister: glad u came to ur senses (he buys back in)
Donkey: I WILL FAK U MOTHER FAKIN IDIOT
ThePokerMeister: my mother?
Donkey: NO U
Donkey: U STUPID CLOWN
ThePokerMeister: how u gonna do that?
Donkey: U RE PROPABLY JERKIN OFF ALL THE TIME
Donkey: A S S HOLE
ThePokerMeister: through the internet?
Donkey: YEAH I LL PUT MY D CK IN THE WIRE
ThePokerMeister: sometimes i do that (Never; this is a lie)
Donkey: FAKIN DONK
ThePokerMeister: fakin donk?
Donkey: YES FAKIN DONK
Donkey: FAKIN FISHHH
ThePokerMeister: faking donk?
Donkey: 89
ThePokerMeister: i'm not a real donk?
Donkey: U RE THE DEFINITION OF DONK
Donkey: A S S HOLE
ThePokerMeister: it's true
Donkey: CLASSIC STUPID AMERICAN FISH
ThePokerMeister: true
Donkey: U RE PROPABLY EATIN ONLY MC DONALDS (???)
Donkey: DONKEY
ThePokerMeister: stacked u tho
Donkey: THATS WHY U HAVE NO FAKIN BRAIN
ThePokerMeister: didnt i?
Donkey: LOLOLOLOLOL
Donkey: ARE THAT KIND OF STUPID???
Donkey: 89???
Donkey: ??
ThePokerMeister: overplay much?
Donkey: GO READ A FAKIN BOOK STUPID MOTHER FAKER
ThePokerMeister: -35 mean anything to u?
Donkey: WHAT IS THAT??
ThePokerMeister: ur lifetime losses (I probably shouldn't go there, but again, I can't resist)
Donkey: LOL
Donkey: U RE SO FAKIN STUPID
Donkey: I M 10 GRAND UP STUPID AS S (And I'm the president of the United States)
ThePokerMeister: best thing is that u just simply gave me ur stack
ThePokerMeister: it wasnt even a challenge betting it outta u
ThePokerMeister: drawing to 2 outs
ThePokerMeister: next time at least make it a bit of a challenge
Donkey: I LL GET IT BACK SOON STUPID FAK
ThePokerMeister: what is a "FAK" (Unfortunately, I can't egg him into explaining...)
Donkey: IN THE MEANTIME GO READ A BOOK OR STH FAKIN GAMBLER (HUH?)
ThePokerMeister: LOL
Donkey: U RE A DONK
ThePokerMeister: a donk and a scholar
ThePokerMeister: so what is a "FAK"?
Culminating in his final hand, where I can't resist:
Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter
BTN: $50.75
SB: $89.10
Hero (BB): $103.40 <-- FAKIN DONK(?)
UTG: $17.50
UTG+1: $17.10
UTG+2: $50.00
MP1: $53.50 <-- DONK
MP2: $75.55
CO: $52.55
Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 9d 9c
3 folds, MP1 raises to $3.50, 4 folds, Hero calls $3
Flop: ($7.25) Td 3s Th (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks
Turn: ($7.25) 7h (2 players)
Hero bets $4.50, MP1 calls $4.50
River: ($16.25) 5c (2 players)
Hero bets $8, MP1 calls $8
Final Pot: $32.25
Hero shows 9d 9c (two pair, Tens and Nines)
MP1 mucks Qs Ad
Hero wins $30.65
(Rake: $1.60)
ThePokerMeister: Oops!
I know Waffles isn't from Greece, but is this his twin?
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Quote of the night
Stealing a segment from Poker Grump. Spoken during PokerStar's The Big Game week 1, episode 3 by Tony G in reference to filling up with 54o against Phil Hellmuth's top pair where Phil flopped top vs. Tony's bottom:
"Everyone's a winner Phil, everyone. All of us are here; all of us are winners out of life." ... "You're [Phil] a brilliant person, you've done great. But not... cash games are not your forte [chuckles...] it's not your fault."
LOL. Tony G is a very funny guy. Phil Hellmuth is always at the butt of everyone's jokes. Poor Phil.
"Everyone's a winner Phil, everyone. All of us are here; all of us are winners out of life." ... "You're [Phil] a brilliant person, you've done great. But not... cash games are not your forte [chuckles...] it's not your fault."
LOL. Tony G is a very funny guy. Phil Hellmuth is always at the butt of everyone's jokes. Poor Phil.
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Monday, February 1, 2010
A little video with Jennifer Tilly
Warning: Recycled material!!!
Poker Grump had posted this on his blog awhile back, but it is still funny. Just check out Phil Ivey's face at the end of the hand, when Tilly claims she was scared of quad Kings:
Classic, for sure!
Also, a quick find through various blogs and over the web. Always remember to feed & care for the fish. Don't let them starve!
Poker Grump had posted this on his blog awhile back, but it is still funny. Just check out Phil Ivey's face at the end of the hand, when Tilly claims she was scared of quad Kings:
Classic, for sure!
Also, a quick find through various blogs and over the web. Always remember to feed & care for the fish. Don't let them starve!
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