The Poker Meister #28 - WTF Hand Edition

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players - http://www.thehandconverter.com/hands/258958
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UTG+1: $26.14
MP: $26.91
Hero (CO): $27.73
BTN: $4.65
SB: $5.78
BB: $27.40
UTG: $25.98

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with 9d Jd
3 folds, Hero raises to $0.75, 1 fold, SB calls $0.65, 1 fold
SB has been erratic at best; almost maniacal.

Flop: ($1.75) 4d As 5d (2 players)
SB bets $5.03 all in, Hero calls $5.03
$5.03 into $1.75? Hmm... can we say "buying the pot?" Well, what he doesn't know is I have The Poker Meister. I have a diamond flush draw and a chance to get it all in with the ultimate poker nuts. All in! You can't beat this!

Turn: ($11.81) 2s (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($11.81) 6s (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $11.81
Hero shows 9d Jd (Ace Jack high)
SB shows 9c 7c (Ace Nine high) - WTF? Two clubs? You're drawing to 3 outs? LOL! Thanks for shipping.
Hero wins $11.22
(Rake: $0.59)