Suckouts galore & sucky poker...

Suckout...

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - http://www.thehandconverter.com/hands/222206
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Hero (UTG+1): $22.40
UTG+2: $4.65
MP1: $9.24
MP2: $6.64
CO: $3.15
BTN: $5.00
SB: $26.17
BB: $70.87
UTG: $12.47

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG+1 with 4h 4d
1 fold, Hero calls $0.25, 1 fold, MP1 calls $0.25, 4 folds, BB checks

Flop: ($0.85) Qc 7d 4s (3 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, MP1 bets $0.85, BB folds, Hero calls $0.85

Turn: ($2.55) 8d (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets $2.55, Hero raises to $6.25, MP1 calls $3.70

River: ($15.05) 5d (2 players)
Hero bets $1.89, MP1 calls $1.89 all in

Final Pot: $18.83
Hero shows 4h 4d (three of a kind, Fours)
MP1 shows 9c 6c (a straight, Nine high)
MP1 wins $17.89
(Rake: $0.94)

After suckout...

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - http://www.thehandconverter.com/hands/222207
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SB: $21.43
Hero (BB): $20.00
UTG: $25.00
UTG+1: $31.19
UTG+2: $38.91
MP1: $5.35
MP2: $12.78
CO: $42.09
BTN: $23.25

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with Jh Kh
7 folds, SB raises to $0.75, Hero calls $0.50

Flop: ($1.50) Kc 5s 9c (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1, SB calls $1

Turn: ($3.50) Jc (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1.75, SB calls $1.75

River: ($7.00) As (2 players)
SB bets $2.75, Hero calls $2.75

Final Pot: $12.50
SB shows Jd Ah (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
Hero mucks Jh Kh
SB wins $11.88
(Rake: $0.62)

After suckout... (this was a marginal suckout, but sucky suckout nevertheless)...
Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - http://www.thehandconverter.com/hands/222209
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Hero (SB): $15.37
BB: $24.65
UTG: $25.00
UTG+1: $20.21
UTG+2: $34.30
MP1: $27.98
MP2: $11.78
CO: $18.07
BTN: $5.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with 4d 4c
2 folds, UTG+2 raises to $0.50, 1 fold, MP2 calls $0.50, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.40, BB calls $0.25

Flop: ($2.00) 3h 3d Th (4 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG+2 bets $0.75, MP2 folds, Hero raises to $3, BB folds, UTG+2 calls $2.25

Turn: ($8.00) 9s (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 bets $1.75, Hero raises to $11.87 all in, UTG+2 requests TIME, UTG+2 calls $10.12
Background: UTG+2 is raising a HUGELY wide range (52/36 or something) so I'm positive I'm ahead...

River: ($31.74) Jd (2 players - 1 is all in)
Motherf'er!

Final Pot: $31.74
Hero shows 4d 4c (two pair, Fours and Threes)
UTG+2 shows 8h Qh (a straight, Queen high)
UTG+2 wins $30.16
(Rake: $1.58)

Followed by TILT...
Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - http://www.thehandconverter.com/hands/222213
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UTG+2: $21.93
Hero (MP1): $24.78
MP2: $25.00
CO: $28.26
BTN: $38.91
SB: $5.00
BB: $12.21
UTG: $22.16
UTG+1: $24.25

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is MP1 with Ad As
UTG calls $0.25, 2 folds, Hero raises to $1, 5 folds, UTG calls $0.75

Flop: ($2.35) 8h Qs 9h (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $1.75, UTG raises to $4.25, Hero calls $2.50

Turn: ($10.85) Qc (2 players)
UTG bets $5.50, Hero calls $5.50

River: ($21.85) Qd (2 players)
UTG bets $11.41 all in, Hero calls $11.41

Final Pot: $44.67
Hero mucks Ad As
UTG shows Qh Kh (four of a kind, Queens)
UTG wins $42.44
(Rake: $2.23)
So I am I laying down the nut boat to the possibility of QUAD F'ING QUEENS!?!?!?!?

I suck at poker.