Now that I'm at a stable location, I can post a quick "I cashed!" It was not at all pretty, filled with plenty of suckouts and coolers - but I managed to luck my way into a 5th place finish.
Details to follow, but the short of it is: I'm in Ankara, Turkey on business. Ankara is 7 hours ahead of east coast time, meaning that I was playing at 5 in the morning. Moreover, I fly back to DC today - my flight from Ankara to Istanbul was scheduled for 10am. I managed to secure a broadband 3G card from work, and was forced to play on the go - in the hotel lobby, the 30 minute taxi ride and the airport (through security). Oh yeah, and it's illegal to play in Turkey - they block the sites. So I had to set up a VPN to my home network prior to travel, and VPN in over a broadband 1 megabit connection to the US in order to just get online in the first place. I timed out quite a few times, with the last time being in a canyon shortly before the 12:55 (I think) break. I nearly ran out of battery, and simply played the cards I was dealt for the last 40-60 minutes of the tournament.
Less than ideal conditions, but somehow, I was able to run good enough to cash! Go me!
the drunk guy
5 days ago



Hero folds
Final Pot: $11.25
BB wins $10.70
(Rake: $0.55)